Dear E3,
I wasn't quite sure what to make of your new embarrassing LACC appearance. I'm so used to the massive multi-hall experience of the past that when I finally saw you, I was frankly, in disbelief. I kept asking my friend Rob, "Is this it?" and he patiently repeated, "Yes, this is it" but I just couldn't get over how underwhelming you've become! It's like you've forgotten you are a $20,000,000,000+ business. What's with the ghetto ops? I miss the old, loud, obnoxious you. Please get back to your old self soon.
Love,
Me
