My pal Tofer at Plain Gravy calling out Pharrell:

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From Tofer: Now I don't have any personal beef w/ Pharrell. In fact, he's one of the only people I can think of that I'd even consider trading places with but the Skateboard P thing bothers me to no end.
Aside from a streetplant in a Zoo York ad, has there ever been any proof to the contrary? It's like when the Alterna-Kids started wearing Airwalk Ones in middle school. We get it, you broke the mold. Grow the mustache back pussy.