i am getting an obscene amount of pings via google for the lowdown on nicole richie. you're all getting pointed to my blog because of this entry: i see rich people. you want to know who her parents are. you want to see pictures of her flashing. you especially want to know who her mother is as most of you undoubtedly, cannot believe that she is 100% african american. she says she is black and her mother too. i don't understand why people are so curious about her race. others claim she is adopted. the reason you've come here looking for nicole is because you have nothing better to do with your time.
for starters, her name is nicole richie. not nicole r-i-t-c-h-i-e. she is the daughter of everyone's favorite commodore, lionel richie. remember him? his hello music video had him seducing some flashdance wannabe sculptor. she was a very skilled blind artist managing to make a bust that looked exactly like lionel from her imagination. tangent. anyway, her mom is brenda harvey-richie. she is sometimes credited as a song writer, singer, and production assistant. her parents divorced after her mom caught her dad banging another woman. the mistress, diane alexander ended up as lionel's second wife. um, they're divorcing too.
nicole is 22 years old. she is 5'2" and 90 pounds. i do not believe her stats. she's either lying or the camera adds an extra 20 pounds for bad hair extensions. her birthday is september 21, 1981. she is an aspiring singer, dancer and actor. she's better known for being a party girl and paris hilton's sidekick.
last february 27th, nicole got busted for heroin posession. this rich girl is a junkie who is no longer allowed to drive. her license got suspended or revoked and that is why in episode 1 of the simple life, paris has to drive because nicole legally can't. she's due in rehab any day now (wish her luck)!
nicole is also the god-daughter of michael jackson. she swears nothing kinky ever happened when she used to sleep over. michael and her father co-wrote we are the world, the 80s blockbuster charity song. oh yeah, her aim handle is ballerinagirlm. but i doubt she logs on anymore. dudes, don't even try it.
nicole will be making her first talk show appearance on the late late show with craig kilborn on monday, december 8th.
ok, what a waste of my precious time. i hope you're happy.
